RWASH - Royal Westminster Academy                                                             London, May 14, 2012

                    of Sacred and Heathen
     45 Eccleston Street - London SW1W
                    UNITED QUEENDOM                                                            

                                                                                                                                      Mr D.O.Goldman

                                                                                                                       rue 24 Kupferberg

                                                                                                                                     F 21120 TARSUL

                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                   

        Mister Dogoldman,

        Last april 30th, you wrote to RWASH, asking help in personal quest for happiness. You told us that in
      november 1968, you held head to your letters teacher, Mr François Busser, then in late summer 1971
      during your military service, you spit your gum on Sergent Weisserkohl's back. At last, on saturday 29th
      october 2010, you took part in protest march in Dijon against Retired People Condition Reform.
      If not wrong, the purpose of these little stories is about to justify that you want to be a dog.
      We are afraid there is an huge misunderstanding. Our institution is nearly 300 years old - est. 1717 by
      King George I - and doesn't have vocation to interfere in such "artistic search" like yours. Our daily work
      consists in bringing to light refined warthogs, heavy brained humanoïds or upper class heroes and not to
      lend an ear to mystic tramps. We have no time to waste with foolish things, Mister Old Dogman. 
    
      Consequently, the Royal Academy gives you a wink and says goodbye.     
             

          Harry Prim,

          RWASH secretary